This shirt captures exactly what makes Security Guard One such a fan favorite — a small, skinny security guard who was meant to stay in the background, but takes his job so seriously that he accidentally became a star. SG1 walks with the confidence of a man twice his size, stares people down like he’s bulletproof, and guards the roster like every moment is life or death.

He’s tough, he’s intense, and he’s way more intimidating in his own mind than he is in real life — and that’s exactly what fans love about him. This design reflects that unmatched seriousness and hilarious bravado that turned Security Guard One into a full-blown wrestling gimmick.