This sweatshirt brings the full attitude of Security Guard One to life — the undersized, tough-minded security guard who takes his job way more seriously than anyone ever expected. SG1 may not be the biggest guy in the room, but he walks like he owns the place and protects people like every moment is a high-risk operation. His confidence is loud, his posture is fearless, and somehow… it works.

This design celebrates that hilarious, lovable mismatch between his size and his intensity — the kind of guy who looks like he should be checking IDs but acts like he’s guarding the world heavyweight champion. If you’re a fan of characters who take themselves way too seriously (and make it entertaining every single time), this sweatshirt is SG1 to the core.