This full zip hoodie embodies everything fans love about Security Guard One — a small, skinny security guard who acts like he’s protecting the entire arena by himself. SG1 treats every job like a high-pressure operation, staring down people twice his size and stepping in front of threats he definitely shouldn’t… but does anyway. His confidence is ridiculous, his seriousness is unmatched, and somehow, that’s exactly what makes him so entertaining.

Whether you wear it zipped up tight like SG1 is on duty or open like you’re off the clock, this hoodie captures the fearless attitude of a guy who proves you don’t need size to have swagger — just commitment.